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Two Kids
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:53 pm
by iHaunt
Police arrested two kids a couple of days ago, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
This came from my friend in London.
Re: Two Kids
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:45 pm
by Spookymufu
cops should have tossed in a match and watched the show instead of arresting them............dumb @ss kids today
Re: Two Kids
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:06 pm
by MacPhantom
I think you missed the punchline, Spooky. It's like the guy who went to the store and bought some sodium chloride and a Duracell, and the cashier charged him for a salt and battery.
Re: Two Kids
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:40 pm
by Spookymufu
OMG.....I cant believe I missed that.....okay, I feel like witchy now......
Re: Two Kids
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:45 pm
by witchy
Hey now even I got that one!!
Re: Two Kids
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:03 pm
by Midnite Shadow
Spookymufu wrote:OMG.....I cant believe I missed that.....okay, I feel like witchy now......
She's really going to kick you in the shins when she sees you...LOL
Re: Two Kids
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:13 pm
by Spookymufu
Re: Two Kids
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:24 pm
by adrian
i didn't get it right away either but now its funny
Re: Two Kids
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:07 pm
by Alan Wake
MacPhantom wrote:I think you missed the punchline, Spooky. It's like the guy who went to the store and bought some sodium chloride and a Duracell, and the cashier charged him for a salt and battery.
Jokes, now with
SCIENCE!
Re: Two Kids
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 2:54 pm
by MacPhantom
Subject Delta wrote:MacPhantom wrote:I think you missed the punchline, Spooky. It's like the guy who went to the store and bought some sodium chloride and a Duracell, and the cashier charged him for a salt and battery.
Jokes, now with
SCIENCE!
Heh heh heh.... Second grade science, sure....
Re: Two Kids
Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:42 pm
by Pumpkin_Man
Good one. I have to admit I didn't get it at first, but it is a good joke.
Sort of like the baby bear that went to bed with his shoes on and still had "bear" feat. (NARF NARF)
Mike