Halloween Parody Song

[QueenOfHalloween]

Happy Halloween To You (to be sung to the tune of Merry Christmas to you by Nat King Cole)

Frankenstein roasting on an open fire
Dracula nipping at your neck
Ghouls and Goblins being hung by the choir
And folks dressed up like wicked Gnomes

Everybody knows a Werewolf with some fireworks
Will help to keep the hell fires bright
Skeletons, with their eyes all aglow
Will make sure you can’t sleep tonight

They know the Great Pumpkin is on his way
He's bringing lots of Ghosts and Zombies to help slay
And every Cyclops child is going to spy
To see if Witches really know how to fly

And so I'm offering this simple curse
May you know terror that is true
Whether your Mortal or if you’re Undead
Happy Halloween to you.

By: Sharon Catley

[Murfreesboro]

Clever!